ummmmm......wait i got one.........1.yo mama so ugly when she stuck her out da window she was arrested for mooning.....2.Yo mama so ugly that her birth ceritifficate is an apology letter from the nurse.....3.Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon .....4. Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!....... 5. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!............ 6. Yo mama so fat she needs her own zip code. ........7. Yo mama so fat that when she goes to get her mail it measures on the richter scale.
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